::Welcome to the Friend Award 2006!! *pHeW WeeT* The much awaited and anticipated award of sweetmemoriesofdan.blogspot is finally here again.. in appreciation to my friends who have been there thru my darkest years... this award is specially delicated to those who have been there to make a difference in my life!!

This year.. there is a total of 10 awards to be given out and they are..

1)The Singles Award
2)The Most Sought After Award
3)The Most Slim Award
4)The Most Dare to Say Award
5)The Best Ktv Partner Award
6)The Most Onz Award
7)The Most Hugable Award
8)The Most Talk Cock Award
9)The See Me Cry the Most Award
10) The Best of the Best Friends Award

1) Breaking up and adapting to singlehood is one of the hardest ting to learn on earth... lucky there is always sumbody god sent that is more experience to show u the ropes. These are the God sent nominiees..

a)Meng - President of the Singles Club.. single for as long as we can rem and still counting..

b)Duanjie - Members of the Singles Club.. Last relationship is during Sec Sch.. rumours said that he is going to quit our club soon.. =X

c)Phua Chee Wee - 2nd in command of the Singles Club.. Broke up soon after his 'O' level.. have been single since den... constantly looking for chances to break out of the club... and i realli mean CONSTANTLY.. but no luck till now... hee hee~~

d)WEndy PPH - New member of the Singles Club.. with much anticipation n joy.. she had a warm welcome from all our members when she finally decided to join our club.. we jus love to c new members coming in... a perfect example of how a single shld be.. she showed her independence in handling singlehood with arms wide open.

e)Rachal Ang - New member of the Singles Club.. constantly looking to defect to the other side.. or from her view.. pple are constantly trying to lure her to the other side... either way.. she is njoying all the attention she can get as a single... with all the butterfly and bees ard her.. for her... singlehood is jus a walk thru the garden..

f) Zhiming - Jus see how singlehood has changed him into.... a computer geek... OMG

And the Singles Award goes to.................. MENG!!!. His unbeatable record of 23yrs in the Singles Club makes him the undisputed winner of this award.. tho there are times when he did try very hard to jus ditch the club but his non desperate behaviour is a great example to everyone...



2)It is always good to see your friends leading a good life.. and more often then not.. you jus hope to hang ard with attractive pple... in present times.. the number of suitors is very much used as an indication of how attractive u are.. but is it a true reflection of ur worth? Lets look at the nominiees of The Most Sought After Award...

a)Gui Qx - She nvr lack of suitor.. and they always include pple of very high standards... and she always choose the "BEST".. kaozz... jus waiting for her to break... and i shall be the first one to sms her.. step aside Meng.. she is MINE!! wahaha~~

b)Rachal Ang - After she decided to move on frm her ex... her "body price" a.k.a shen jia or worth came to a multiple fold increase.. nvr thot she could be THAT high in demand.. Hey.. u got use witchcraft or not.. can teach mi? i think my worth actualli decrease in multiple fold aft i became single leh...

c)Ah boon - dun judge a cover by its book... her bf... flings... friends or watever u wana call it is more until u cannot count... did a count over at the dinner with her jus now.. n she said "i've lost count!"

d)Yanjie - Blame it on the personality... blame it on the looks... her suitors are countless whether if she is attach or not... Bfs can onli blame yourself for choosing her...


And the winner for The Most Sought After Award isSsSSss..... Ah Boon!! Till now her ability to "con" so many still buffers mi till today... ehh... u all har... pLuS oPen Ur eYes big big leh.. jialat leh.. Singapore guys...



3)The next Award is The Most Slim Award.. this award is handled out in recognition to those who take slimming down as their life long career..

a)Wendy PPH - Nvr really consider her as fat b4... recently she significantly got slimmer... for watsoever reason we dun wanna know... however now she is telling us that she wan to get fatter... siao~~

b)Gui qx - she is ever sooo thin.. im jus afraid to touch her cos im afraid my so macho big muscle arm will break her bones at the slightest touch.. how sia... how to "drink" liddat.. wat if u drink halfway i accidentally crush ur head...

c)hazel - dunno if she shld even be in the friends award but anyway... there is little sum changes in the shape as compared to the time when she was jus back from taiwan... mayb the yoga did help... but jus cut dwn on that 2 bowls of rice aft the yoga.. i think it will help more than e pricey yoga..

The winner of The Most Slim Award issssssssss.... Wendy PPH!! gd job for trying to maintain that devilish body and let us guys drool on you... but i guess u are gaining it back fast =P



4) The upcoming 4 award is the The Most Dare to Say Award~~ we humans.. as selfish bastards that we can be.. often only know how to say others but at times is completely oblivious about the fact that we can be exactly the same... good friends dare to say the truth... true friends dare to snap you out of that foolish state... Lets look at the nominiees..

a)Wendy PPH - Reserve in her comments... but she nvr fails to point out my fault... was totally shaken by her last comment... i guess it was that... yesh~~ that comment that woke me up.. changed my life...

b)Phua Chee Weeee - Buddies i have to say... even if it means to jus say it out in a very blunt way to make u understand.. he will do it... he WILL DO IT... Damn! lolx...

c)Zhiming - He will speak out if u are wrong.. but i guess he is jus taking things as it is now... hey dun get use to my wrong doings leh...

d)Meng - Mr good guy... good friend... good for everything... not much harsh words frm him.. but his body lauguage will certainly show u that he is uncomfortable with you doing a certain thing...

And to round up the 4th award.. the winner is PhUa ChEe WeEEeeEE. Thank for that constant reminder... you will continously make me a beta man...



5) Now that i've not Chiong so much.... the next love of my life fills in the gap... its hard to find pple with the same passion... let alone to find pple with that quality fine voice that blends perfectly with yours... The Best Ktv Partner Award.. the nominiees are...

a)Rachal Ang - Oh... i tell you... till now i still cant forget that time e "Xing dong Xing tong" we did.. i think it was.. PERFECT!! damn perfect that i think we can jus cut an album on that song itself... good... jus great...

b)Wendy PPH - wat can i say... the award holder for last year's Best Ktv Partner award.. one of the most versetile partner i can have.. its great to be able to jus go to ktv in pair and yet not being bored at all... she can do basically any song i request.. plus she is the one that keep mi updated with wats current on the market.. a rare gem.. amazing.. (disclamier... those comment doesnt not refer to the quality of the voice)

c)Huihui - new found partner to KTV... seldom turn me down... except when she is sick... got a good voice.. she is super updated with the new songs on the scene.. and is always one of the first to send me mp3s thru the msn...

d)Phua Chee WeEEee - not so much of a duet here... sing those "kao BeI" song is definately an uplifting experience.. it basically jus bring up the mood of that quiet ktv rm to another level....


And the winner of The Best Ktv Partner Award goes to.... Wendy PPH. Winning this award the second time is no surprise for my best partner... till now there is no subtitution for this gal in my ktv career.. if i go ktv wo her... well.. i can onli say there will always be songs that i want to sing but cant...



6) Where is your friend when you need em... friends who are onz are the best pple around... they seem to be 24hrs on call.. when even the police will put you on hold.. they are always there for you!! Now for The Most Onz Award... the nominiees...

a)Zhiwei - Rem the time when u came dwn rite aft i broke up... company mi to dbl o and rite back hm aft 1 1/2 hrs... do i need to say more.. thank you...

b)Meng - rarely reject my date... to bad he is not a gal... nevertheless.. life will be very boring w/o this buddy of mine... love the days at seletar with u n zhiwei... njoy the times at wineflair where we HE will oogles at gals... =X

c)Huihui - Thankz for the many ktv outing... you are always there when i jus feel that if i dun sing that nite i will die...

d)Boon - Our outing to seletar is jus.. umm.. great... cant realli say out wat we do there.. Hey u all... keep ur dirty minds off can... =P

And the winner is.... MeNg... actualli.. this one is a tough fight... everybody mention here is ONzz... in their own rites... but meng.. gaf mi the lowest rejection rate so this award is for HIM!!



7)Sumtimes a hug can say a thousand words... but not many pple can actualli offer that comforting touch at the time of need.. this award is for those who touch me my heart =D The Most Hugable Award... nominiees...

a)Gui qx - More often den not... when we mit... i will recieve a hug frm this gal... she migt be jus a platonic friend... but it made me felt vauled... esp on the days when im dwn... on the days when i saw pple that will jus bring on that mood swing... not going to go on wed cos im afraid i might jus hug you through out the nite... if u know wat i mean...

b)Wendy PPH - a bear hug that shock mi... umm... the reason she is one of the nominiees is purely becos thats the only time she hug mi.. and it was bcos she is drunk... damn... in exchange... i have a teeth mark embedded on my arm till now... yeshh~~ NOW.... 2 wks n counting...

c)Cat - Long time nvr see her... aft that uneventful miting with that SLUT!! sumone who is not even worth mentioning.... i owe u alot sia... sister... but her shoulders is always here for me... breaking down numerous times in front of her.. great "comfortor"... love u to bits...

And the winner for the The Most Hugable Award is... Gui qx... actualli both of em offered comfort during my times of need... Qx at dbl o... Cat basically everywhere when i breakdown... it hard to come up with a winner... it shld haf been a tie... but... Cat haf a bf... not as if Gui dun haf, but u noe how much we LOVED to see u single again so i've decided to gif this award to Gui.. so as to not sour the relationship btwn the couple... cheers!



8) Fun and laughter is wat we find in good friends... enjoying each others company... activities... and toking cock is one of the most wonderful thing in life... i have a bunch of friends who love to tok cock... this is for em... The Most Talk Cock Award... nominiees are...

a)Meng - Serious by nature... but under the influence of the cock master.. i think he is catching up with more of our cock n bull story... his experience level... sgt..

b)Phua Chee WeeeeEE - tok cock master... his cock n bull stories are never ending... damn funni... and can keep us entertain for the longest time... words filtered out of his mouth seem to be coated with layers of humour... his experience level... 2 star general..

c)Gui qx - the 1st female nominiee... you can tok to her about anithing... current affair... politics... fashion... celebrities... entertainment news... sex... u name it she cock it... i quote "wat position u tink for having sex is the best huh".. "hey, have you think of circumising?"... "ehh... when u masterbate... u got roll bac ur foreskin or not?" .. -_-"'.. her experience level.. Major..

d)Monica - the 2nd female nominiee... althot i jus noe her... but her toking cock level cannot be ignore... rem the times at wineflair.. i was nearly speechless listenin to her cock comments... it brought mi onto my knees... her experience level... Captian..


Winner for The Most Talk Cock Award is PhUa cHeE WeEEe Wat can i say... things that go thru him... can be frm white become black... black become white... with humour summore.. i will miss him if he had sore throat man...


9)To be able to show ur unmasked emotions is the best thing... but very often.. due to environment n the pple around you... we will jus haf to bottle up this feelings and find a corner to let it out... I proudly say that i haf a grp of friends whom i can freely express my emotions with... felt jus soooOooo comfy with you all... the award for The See Me Cry the Most Award... nominiess...

a)Phua cHee WeeEe - wineflair... u and ur stupid song... made mi cry more.. made mi felt much beta...

b)Meng - wineflair... your "are you okie" sent the tears rolling.. flooding my oredi teary eyes... thankz for being there...

c)Wendy PPH - Technically speaking... i dun realli rem that she saw me crying... but one thing for sure... she is the one that "hear"... yup... thats rite HEAR me crying the most... in the state of confusion... blured vision frm the tears... uncontrollable gasp for air between each sob.. shaky hands... illgical n incoherent speech.... i will always manage to reach out for her no. and gif her a full display of my disorientated state..

d)Rachal - wineflair... thanks for that constant pat during the tearing session... i couldnt lift my face up... it was too ugly... n btw... ur pat is abit too hard =P

The winner of this award is.............. Wendy PPH. Although technically speaking she haf seen non of the real stuff.. but i have to say.. she is always hearing the most juicy part of the cries... cant help but to reach for her no. A great buddy indeed...




Now is the time to hand out the last award.. The Best of the Best Friends Award.. here i would like to repeat.. every nominiees in the whole of this award is dear to me... to be nominated.. shows that u haf indeed made a difference in my life... but the show must continue.. Let us look at the nominiees...

a)Phua Chee WeEe - MyPorn Film distributor...

b)Meng - My chee hong partner...

c)Gui qx - My next chairman of the chiongster club...

d)Wendy PPH - The former award winner...

"drumroll" aNd the WinnEr is ......... Wendy PPH... having to scoop 3 of the 10 award is an amazing feat.. i must say.. friends forever!!!!!!

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